The Dalo Acres Single Farm Fresh Egg — For the Discerning Philanthropic Elite 🥚✨

Introducing the most audacious agricultural marvel ever to grace the philanthropic market: One (1) Farm Fresh Egg — ethically laid by a Dalo Acres hen of impeccable lineage under conditions so luxurious they make five-star resorts weep with envy.

This is not an egg for breakfast. It is an asset, a conversation piece, a status symbol. The kind of egg one casually displays at dinner parties while uttering the words, “Oh, that? It’s from my farm. Only one laid per day. $500. For charity, of course.”

✅ Laid by hens who listen exclusively to Bach
✅ Hand-carried from coop to cooler by a third-generation Cache Valley egg butler
✅ Philanthropically overpriced — 100% of proceeds support rescued animals (and your ego)
✅ Shell color so pure, Tiffany considered suing
✅ Includes certificate of authenticity and the envy of everyone you know

Is it excessive? Of course. That’s the point.

Because true luxury isn’t about needing it — it’s about being able to afford not needing it.